Eight in the box

EIGHT: Daily Jolt- Welcome to the new “Eight in the Box” at the new NFP. I want to introduce you to the Daily Jolt — a place for music, Ray Gustini’s ramblings, movies, humor, NFL football and babes galore. From now on, “Eight in the Box” will call the Daily Jolt home, and we hope you find it a nice escape from the daily grind of the NFL — complete with cool things to look at.

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SEVEN: Divas- Well, we’ve sort of run the gamut of WWE Divas, and since we can’t seem to find any more babes who aren’t full of performance-enhancing drugs (we still think Sammy Sosa is innocent), we’re going Hollywood — and bringing you Angelina Jolie’s first appearance at the NFP. Deal with it, Brad Pitt.

SIX: Romo Shape-Up- According to the Fort Worth Star-Telegram, Cowboys offensive coordinator Jason Garrett supposedly told star QB Tony Romo to get in better shape for the ’09 season. No word if Romo’s babe, Jessica Simpson, was in the same meeting, but we’ll try to find out.

FIVE: DHB Goes Down- The Raiders’ rookie top-10 pick, WR Darrius Heyward-Bey, is hurt — again — after pulling his hamstring for the second time this offseason at OTA practices. If I were a betting man, I would take the over in terms of hamstring pulls over touchdowns for the track star this season. But that’s just me. Place your bets.

FOUR: Hollywood Starlet- For those us who thought the early ‘90s were cool — when you add in tightly rolled jeans and MC Hammer pants — you can’t hide the fact that you still have the movie “Clueless” on VHS. And how could you not with Stacy Dash as one of the co-starts of the ’95 classic? Enjoy.

THREE: Griese Skips- According to the Tampa Tribune, Bucs QB Brian Griese skipped Tampa’s mini-camp this week. You know NFL news in slow in June when we’re talking about a guy who I had no idea was still in the league. Did you?

TWO: Ocho Speaks Again- Never a dull moment with Bengals WR Chad Ochocinco, who reportedly guaranteed a great season in Cincy when he told ESPN.com that the Bengals are going to the playoffs. “I mean, I see it,” Ochocinco said. Come on, guy, you’ve been at practice for one week. Calm down.

ONE: Fantasy Gala- The NFP’s own Joe Fortenbaugh has been working overtime to bring you the best fantasy experience possible on the Internet. So hard that he ceased all Web searches of Hollywood’s Brittany Daniel. Good thing we haven’t.

Check back at the Daily Jolt every Friday for more NFL headlines and babes. He gone.

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