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Eight in the box: Hollywood blondes

Plus, Chicago misses Rexy and does anyone want L.J.? Matt Bowen

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Kate Hudson

EIGHT: Blondes- With NFP Fantasy expert Joe Fortenbaugh heading to the west coast this weekend to see the Birds take on the Bolts, we realized that there’s something great about Hollywood — and it starts with the blonde starlets. So in the sprit of Hollywood, we’re giving you our top choices of the best blondes in L.A. — starting with A-Rod’s favorite, Kate Hudson.

SEVEN: Bad Jay- Bears Nation took one on the chin Thursday night when Jay Cutler threw five picks in a 10-6 loss to the Niners in San Fran. Suddenly, the collective city of Chicago was wishing that Rex Grossman was still in a Bears uniform. Yes, it was that bad around here.

SIX: Mangini- Browns head coach Eric Mangini has had a hard time explaining multiple topics this season for his 1-7 team, but he did it again after RB Jamal Lewis confirmed that he would retire after the end of the season. Is it that bad in Cleveland that a player would retire? Sounds like it.

FIVE: Paris- Maybe it’s a stretch to call Paris Hilton one of the top blondes in Hollywood, but give her some credit. She’s found a way to use her family’s money and fame to translate them into reality shows and a good following. Not bad for someone who doesn’t have a real job.

Paris Hilton

FOUR: L.J.- Larry Johnson isn’t going to play this week, and his camp is stating that he “won’t rush into a bad deal.” Does anyone think that’s just a better way of saying that no one wants to sign this guy? Looks that way to me.

THREE: Javon wants out- According to reports, Raiders WR Javon Walker has asked the team for his release. I told this to a friend today who responded that he didn’t even know that Walker was still in the league. That’s what happens when you go eight games without a catch.

TWO: Ocho’s Bribe- Bengals WR Chad Ochocinco is paying a hefty price for his “bribe” on Sunday when he tried to tip off a ref with a $1 bill. But it turns out that dollar bill is going to cost him a 20k fine from the league, to which Ocho responded, “I was just being me.” This guy is quickly becoming my favorite player in the league.

Scarlet Johansson

ONE: Our favorite blonde- The verdict is always out on who the best blonde in Hollywood is, but we have to go with Scarlett Johansson -- and she looks every bit as sultry as we wanted in this pic. Sorry, Fortenbaugh, you may think you have the west coast wrapped up, but you have nothing on Scarlett.

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Da Coach
Nov 13, 2009
02:39 PM

Thanks to Kate Hudson for giving me a smile after the Bear beating.

Blaise63
Nov 13, 2009
02:44 PM

Matt, no offense but these are the best?!?!? Give me 15 minutes and I believe I can source better than Hilton & Hudson. Great line on Javon (to all you TT haters out there, remember the outcry when he parted ways with Javon to go to the Viqueens?) for I thought the exact thing.

Hate to repeat myself but Mangini still doesn't understand that denial is but a river in Egypt and that he is looking more and more like one and done.

Men of Troy
Nov 13, 2009
02:50 PM

Matt, you can't win if you have posters complaining about Kate Hudson.

Maybe just go with Pam Anderson and the silicone beasts next time to make the masses happy.

Mr.Murder
Nov 13, 2009
03:04 PM

Where's Sharon Stone?
Ate in the Box needs a recount!

Jack Bechta
Nov 13, 2009
05:02 PM
Jack Bechta

I will be monitoring Fortenbaugh's efforts.

Scott M.
Nov 13, 2009
05:12 PM

Matt - gotta give ya props. I'm not a fan of the Hilton pick but you did actually find a pic of her that makes her look reasonably hot that wasn't taken with night vision.

Soulman45
Nov 13, 2009
08:22 PM

You did a great job. Keep up the good work.

jerry in texas
Nov 13, 2009
10:42 PM

OMG- your "Hollywood blondes turned into "Bomb Blondeshells". Kate Hudson? I have high shool students who have better figures than her- though I don't really notice. Paris Hilton?! This young lady (I won't call her a woman until she mentally grows up) simply has no curves. She is thin, but not alluring. Scarlett Johansson? OMG.

Sorry, Matt. Very sorry. Better luck next week.

Northwoods Tom
Nov 14, 2009
08:59 PM

Jerry-

I am sure glad my daughter is not in your class. WTF?

Yari
Nov 14, 2009
11:22 PM

If the League had any sense of humor, they would have fined Johnson $1.

Brad
Nov 17, 2009
12:20 PM

Can Ocho pay the fine in $1 bills? I'm sure he can get some from Pacman.

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