Also, Ocho's special delivery, Roy Williams and more. Matt Bowen

EIGHT: Cougar City- Cougars are in — according to our research team at the NFP — and who doesn’t like an older woman these days? So in the spirit of cougars everywhere, we’re bringing you the best that Hollywood has to offer — and yes, they’re still getting it done. Say hello to our first — the lovely Elizabeth Hurley.
SEVEN: Ocho- I’ve gotta give it to Chad Ochocinco of the Bengals. He’s brash, he’s loud and he’s sometimes unbearable to listen to. But beyond his asinine Twitter messages, his antics are pretty good. He reportedly sent members of the Ravens — this week’s opponent — sticks of roll-on deodorant. I guess he is going to make them “kiss da baby.” Too funny.
SIX: Joey Talk- Dolphins LB Joey Porter, who’s never short for words, believes the Patriots, and Tom Brady in particular, are the beneficiaries of special treatment. Really? Come on, Joey, the guy has three Super Bowl rings, drives NFL revenue and the playoffs are generic without him. I think he’s going to get as much special treatment as he wants — that’s life.
FIVE: Cougar No. 2- When I asked around to find out who our team wanted as one of today’s cougars, the overwhelming sentiment pointed toward Heather Locklear. And judging by this picture, can you blame them? One of the best blondes of all time — and a huge Bon Jovi fan. Life is good for Heather.

FOUR: Roy Boy- Cowboys WR Roy Williams is having a rough time. Despite the fact his team is tied for first in the NFC East, with a huge game coming Sunday night in Philadelphia, he’s bitching to the media — shocking — that Tony Romo isn’t getting him the football. I thought the Cowboys figured this out when they let go of Terrell Owens. I guess not.
THREE: No more L.J.- It seems that fans of the Kansas City Chiefs have had enough of running back Larry Johnson, who was suspended by the team for this weekend’s game. An online petition has been presented to GM Scott Pioli asking the team to suspend Johnson for the remainder of the season in the hope he doesn’t become the Chiefs’ all-time leading rusher. Crazy? Not really. Forward it to me. I’ll help you out.
TWO: Man Genius- Eric Mangini, who has run the Browns into the ground, is reportedly going to have a say in whom the Browns choose as their new GM after the club parted ways with George Kokinis this week. Well, that makes perfect sense, right? Because Mangini was the one who picked Kokinis in the first place. Go Browns.

ONE: Ultimate Cougar- We can’t have a post on Hollywood cougars without including Demi Moore — who takes the meaning to a whole new level based on her relationship with Ashton Kutcher. Add in the fact that NFP Fantasy expert Joe Fortenbaugh just downloaded “Striptease” to his iPhone, and yes, she’s the best Hollywood has to offer when it comes to cougars. Enjoy.
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Have a good weekend. He gone.
Go Hawks — beat the Cats.
Matt - good picks but the Heather photo is pretty weak. Looks like she just fell off a barstool and is checking to make sure her implants didn't pop
Scott- I think hers are real, but what do I know. Liz Hurley is awesome.
Demi was better looking when she didn't have implants ;)
Matt, once my eyes alighted upon Elizabeth, I didn't think I could read the rest of the story. Working under the idea that you lead with your weakest, close with the strongest my mind was overheating with the the prospects that surely lay ahead. But sorry to say the rest was somewhat of a let down; couldn't agree more with Scott M and I have seen much better cheesecake of Demi than that which you picked.
As to the rest of the post; have to believe that the Ford family has to give some love to last year's coaches for getting rid of Williams, thereby giving the Lions a good base from which to bulid his team. Reminds me a little of the Dallas/Minneapolis Walker trade. And finally someone remind Mangini that denial is a river in Egypt. He is looking like a strong "one and done" candidate.
Liz Hurley might be one of the hottest babes of any age.
Coach - ain't no "might be" about it. Give her 20 minutes with Elton John and he'd come out of it a straight man....
Tom - they may be, I was meaning the pose - ain't you ever seen that in a bar? Chick falls off a barstool and instantly grabs her chest to make sure they're still there? Then she gets a crooked grin just like that one when she realizes they are? I must be going to the wrong bars....
Fortenbaugh is right, to a degree, in this case. Demi in "Striptease" does go topless several times. However, her icy, off-putting demeanor (she seems to be the "Queen of Cool") meant I watched the film, and simply wondered how much all that surgury cost, rather than enjoying her performance. Ever since "Ghost", she has not given a performance with warmth or humanity that I can remember.
Great couGRL selection.
Thanks Matt. Who really wins if some third string journey dude takes Tom Brady out for a year or two? Why wouldn't the league want to protect him?
My question is, and slap me if I'm just being a homer, but how has it come to Tom Brady being the poster child for the QB protection issue?
Matt in your opinion who is more effective at working officials; Brady or Peyton Manning? All his career has not Manning been known for a guy who is always in the ear of officials?
Yes Brady got some high profile calls during the Raven game, but Manning has been doing that forever. For the record; who wants to see Manning get hurt? I certainly don't. I like watching him play.
The trade off in your home town if Manning or Brady or Big Ben or Farve get hurt is that you have a better chance of beating them, but the game takes the pounding and becomes boring.
Heather Locklear is still hot and she likes bad boys so nobody tell her I'm still living with my mother...that will kill any chance I've got.
BTW what more needs to be said about Eric Mangini.
You're Eric Mangini, and in a tip you learned from your Soprano appearance, why pay your best friend to walk away? You can whack him out, blame everything on him AND keep the money. Your old friends family? His career? His ambitions and hopes? Really all that matters is that Eric makes out okay.
There are always casualties in any rise to the top right Eric? George was a price that George had to pay to make you the Man genius you are today.
After all...you can always find another best friend.
Where is Diane Lane????
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Nice. Cougars are always a winner.