Eight in the box: the babes of lingerie football

EIGHT: The Lingerie League-  “Eight in the Box” has moved to its permanent home here at the NFP’s Daily Jolt, and thanks to my buddy Doug from Chicago, we’re kicking off the celebration with the Lingerie Football League — a real league that incorporates soft-core adult entertainment and just plain stupidity. We’re checking to see what channel it’s on. In the meantime, enjoy.

SEVEN: Cleveland QBs- Browns head coach Eric Mangini (the guy who took his rookies on a cross-country field trip by bus this summer) wanted to keep his QB decision secret all week in hopes of stalling the Vikings’ game plan. Seriously, do any of us think the Vikings are worried about Brady Quinn?

SIX: Madden is Back- Recently retired broadcaster and Hall of Fame coach John Madden will work as special adviser to Commissioner Roger Goodell this season. I have no idea what Madden can “advise” the commish on, but one thing is now for sure — Brett Favre will never be fined again.

FIVE: The Lingerie Bowl- I’m not sure what’s more asinine at this point in my day -- the idea that there’s really a “Lingerie Bowl,” that I’m actually writing about babes with fake implants playing football or that these blonde bims actually wear shoulder pads and helmets and tackle each other – in panties.

FOUR: More Brandon- Despite rumors that the Broncos were in discussions with WR Brandon Marshall about a new contract, it seems as if all that talk has been put on hold. Shocking, I know, but would you give a new contact to a player who acts worse than a six-year-old in a toy store at Christmastime? Probably not.

THREE: No-Huddle Bills- The Bills struggled throughout the preseason, fired their offensive coordinator, and now T.O. (who has been on vacation since early August) has voiced his disdain for the no-huddle offense. Well, that makes sense, because if T.O. isn’t in the huddle, then who’s he going to blame for not getting him the football?

TWO: Favre Talk- Brett Favre admitted this week that despite the current streak of consecutive starts he owns, he may not be able to play every game this season for the Vikings. Somewhere, Minnesota head coach Brad Childress just threw up, picked up the phone and called Jeff George — to tell him to be ready.

ONE: Fantasy Effect- Our NFP Fantasy expert, Joe Fortenbaugh — who actually watches the Lingerie Football League on a regular basis — is hard at work uploading the top sleepers from this league into the NFP Total Access Pass. And these two are the first on his list.

Have a great weekend. Go Hawks. He gone.

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