Eight in the box: trick-or-treat babes

EIGHT: Happy Halloween- I’ll be on the trick-or-treat trail Saturday with my boys — complete with a Bud Heavy in a foam cup — as we scour the streets of Chicago looking for full-size Snickers bars. And in the spirit of Halloween here at the NFP, we’re brining you the best babes — in costume — starting with the lovely Halle Berry. Who doesn’t love a woman dressed up in a leather cat suit on Halloween?

SEVEN: UFL Trash Talk- Florida Tuskers running back Michael Pittman thinks the UFL franchise could compete with the winless Tampa Bay Bucs, saying there are plenty of guys who think the same thing. This sparked former NFL RB Tatum Bell to state, “I’m one of them.” Yes, the same guy who allegedly stole Rudi Johnson’s tight whites is talking trash about a league that doesn’t want him. Awesome.

SIX: T.O. vs. Roy- In a recent interview, Bills WR Terrell Owens made it a point to say that he wants to have better stats this season than Cowboys WR Roy Williams, who is slowly being phased out of the Dallas offense by Miles Austin. I don’t know about you, but if I were T.O., I would aim a little higher, right? Like Larry Fitzgerald or Randy Moss, but that’s just me.

FIVE: Bunnies- We couldn’t talk about Halloween without talking about girls dressed as Playboy Bunnies. Of all the devils you will see tomorrow night who have cut their outfits down to the appropriate size, there is bound to be at least two or three bunnies prancing around your parties. So, we found one of the NFP’s favorite bunnies in Carmen Electra. Happy trick or treating.

FOUR: See ya, L.J.- Chiefs running back Larry Johnson has been suspended by the team for two weeks for, well, being a complete jackass. He offered a carbon-copy apology that seems to fall into athletes’ hands whenever there’s trouble, and now he gets to watch from home. K.C. fans should look at this as a good thing. Now you can play a running back who wants to wear that helmet and averages over 3 yards a carry.

THREE: Browns Protest- It seems as if the Cleveland fans have had enough. They’re reportedly organizing a protest for the Nov. 16 home game against the Ravens. Not that it matters, but if they want a model to follow, just check out the Raiders game last week — when the crowd capacity looked eerily similar to an A’s-Mariners game on a Tuesday afternoon in September.

TWO: Street Change- It started with reports of Green Bay fans burning Brett Favre jerseys, and now the mayor of Green Bay has decided to change Minnesota Avenue to Aaron Rodgers Drive for this weekend — when the Vikes comes to town. Sounds like Favre did something that really got this town going, huh? Can’t wait to watch the game.

ONE: Joey Fort- NFP Fantasy expert Joe Fortenbaugh loves Halloween. Babes dressed as provocative devils, beer maids and…did I say devils? But Joey Fort is struggling to find a costume for tomorrow night — and a date as well. If you have an idea, please drop it below, and here’s hoping he finds a date who looks like Jenny McCarthy in her French maid outfit, and decides not to dress as former Eagles great Freddie Mitchell, complete with that homemade WWE knockoff championship belt.

Click here for a chance to head out to San Diego and see the Eagles take on the Bolts, courtesy of the NFP.

Have a safe and enjoyable Halloween. He gone. Go Hawks — beat the Hoosiers.

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