At this point, it's safe to assume that there won’t ever be another head coach at Penn State.
Joe Paterno, the soon-to-be 84-year-old leader of the Nittany Lions football program, recently proclaimed to four-star defensive tackle recruit Darian Cooper that he would remain in State College for five or six more years.
The greatest thing about that statement is that it’s likely very genuine.
The following video of Cooper is courtesy of Scout.com's Kristen Kenney.
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