by Matt Bowen
June 26, 02009
EIGHT: Divas- Sure, we admit that Penelope Cruz isn't much of a "diva," so to say, but she is just the type of woman we strive for here at the NFP. Enjoy.
SEVEN: T.O. speaks (again)- A rough week for Terrell Owens. First, he gets shut down by his teammate on the TV show “Superstars,” then he calls himself a “scapegoat” for the Cowboys’ collapse last season. Poor guy. Maybe staying away from the media — just once — would help ease his pain.
SIX: Haynesworth disses Tampa- The Redskins’ new big-money man, DT Albert Haynesworth, said he turned down more money to play in the bigger market of D.C. So let me get this straight. You turned down millions, the beach, women in string bikinis and waterfront property to live in the Virginia countryside and lose to the Giants? Good call.
FIVE: Hollywood Starlet- We’ve been feeling a bit nostalgic at the NFP this week, so our expert panel has decided to check out a former child TV star. Alyssa Milano sure has come a long way since she took orders from Tony Danza on “Who’s the Boss,” and we’re happy to have her join us.
FOUR: No Stafford Yet- Lions owner William Clay Ford Sr. said he wouldn’t push for coach Jim Schwartz to play rookie QB Matthew Stafford this season. Right, that should last for about one quarter after Ford sees what Daunte Culpepper can do under center.
THREE: Twitter War- Chad Ochocinco and Shawne Merriman exchanged blows this week — via Twitter — which prompted Merriman to post a video of himself boxing. This has Spike TV written all over it — and low ratings — right after some show about the world’s best car crashes and hottest babes in soft-core porn. Perfect.
TWO: More Twitter- Titans RB Chris Johnson is looking for help from fans — via Twitter, of course — in finding new end zone celebrations. You might want to wait until after the Titans face the Steelers in Week 1 to send in your suggestions because now the Steelers have even more of a reason to bury this guy — again.
ONE: Vegas, Baby- NFP Fantasy Nostradamus Joe Fortenbaugh is on hiatus this weekend in Las Vegas — blowing money at the craps tables, pounding Goose and tonic, re-creating “The Hangover” and trying to find true love. Here’s hoping Joe finds the woman of his dreams — Jenna Jameson. Good luck.
Have a good weekend. He gone.