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There are several ways to get your fantasy questions/problems/hemorrhoids answered this season. Here’s the rundown:

“Ask Joe”: The “Ask Joe” feature can be accessed by clicking on the “Ask Joe” tab at the top of the Total Access Pass. Call NASA if you have any issues finding it. Ask for Joe.


Twitter: @JoeFortenbaugh (Lots of goofing around on here as I enjoy trying to make a mockery of Twitter).

Facebook: Not sure the best way to give you this intel. I guess you should just go to facebook, search for friends and type in the name “Joe Fortenbaugh.” I don’t think there are many “Joe Fortenbaugh’s” out there. If there are, friend the other ones too and ask them fantasy questions. Hopefully, it will force them to change their name.

Cell phone number: Yeah right.

Social Security Number: If I knew it, I would give it to you. However, my mom handles all of that info.

And if you have hemorrhoids, I apologize, but I cannot help you. It took me close to five minutes just to figure out how to spell it.

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