Are you a football fan? Like the idea of watching two explosive offenses play for the National Championship?

You're going to need plenty of cash if you want to see Oregon-Auburn in person.

If you answered yes to either of those two questions, you’re in luck. For the very reasonable price of $15,995, you can buy one ticket on the 50-yard line to watch the Oregon Ducks and Auburn Tigers battle it out for college football’s ultimate prize!

Shocking, I know. It’s what kept me from flying out for the game.

Per Rachel Bachman of The Oregonian, the ticket website StubHub.com is saying that the Oregon-Auburn title game could be in line to smash some company records.

““Right now this game is tracking as the top-selling event in the history of StubHub,” spokesman Glenn Lehrman told Bachman. “The average ticket price is currently at $1,107 per ticket.”

Anybody know a way to sneak in?

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