911 call reveals Golden Tate was 'being retarded'

From the It-Doesn’t-Take-Much-to-Believe-This Dept., Seattle Seahawks wide receiver Golden Tate was allegedly drunk Saturday morning when he found himself offside in a Top Pot donut shop.

That is what the female employee who called 911 said, according to TMZ.com, which received a copy of the emergency call to police. The Top Pot worker said Tate was “drunk” and “being retarded” when he entered through an unlocked door and stole maple bars at 3 a.m.

Tate and a friend allegedly took keys to the place and a “bunch of donuts” before running off. Tate allegedly then returned to the scene of the crime and returned the keys. He reportedly tried to blame his friend but the employee saw Tate “running from behind the counter.”

Police issued Tate a “trespass warning,” which is a half-step above receiving a pinky promise from him that it will not happen again. On Tuesday afternoon, Tate fingered his accomplice in the maple bar spree and apologized. Sort of.

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