Biggs: Ragnar says 'I poop things bigger than' Ochocinco
Ragnar is waiting and ready.
The burly and colorful Minnesota Vikings mascot is gearing up for a visit from Chad Ochocinco on Sunday after the Cincinnati Bengals wide receiver promised to keep raising his act to another level even after he was zapped $30,000 this week for his ponco and sombrero celebration following a touchdown last week vs. Detroit.
In Ochocinco’s sights now? Ragnar’s souped-up motorcycle that he rides onto the field at the Metrodome to kick off player introductions. First, Ochocinco talked about making a play for his horn, and then in a conference call with Twin Cities media, he said he was looking forward to a ride.
"He might want to think twice about taking my bike," Ragnar told Mark Craig of the Minneapolis Star Tribune. "I poop things bigger than him."
Ragnar in real lifeis Joe Juranitch, and he’s getting ready for some fun, and plans to have a mini horn at the game to taunt Ochocinco with.
"I'm going to steal it from what's-his-name? Ragnar?" Ochocinco said. "You better give it to me. If he doesn't give it to me, I'm going to MMA (mixed martial arts) him."
"MMA?" Ragnar said. "Tell him I dare him to spell that."
Let the fun begin, and alert the fine police.
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