NFL Kicker Jokes

 

Kicker Joke 1:

How can you tell who the kicker is on the field?

He’s the last guy the kick returner runs past on his way to a touchdown.

 

Yesterday was rough for the kickers of the NFL.  Zane Gonzalez had the worst of it missing two of his four attempts and both attempts at extra points. Zane will have to redeem himself with another team as the Browns signed their new kicker Greg Joseph today.

Saints kicker Wil Lutz missed a field goal try but redeemed himself by kicking the game-winner.

 

 

 

Everyone thought the Vikings were crazy trading up to pick Daniel Carlson in 2018 draft..... that's right, they traded up for a kicker. He helped carry the team to a tie against the Packers, missing all three field goal attempts.

Kicker Joke 2:

In a strange turn of events, both Zach Gonzales of Cleveland and Daniel Carlson of Minnesota tried to hang themselves following their poor performances on Sunday, but neither could kick the chair out from beneath themselves.

 

 

Upcoming Games

Oct 17th, 9:30 AM

Miami -2.5 -110

Jacksonville +2.5 -110

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Oct 17th, 1:00 PM

Green Bay -4.5 -110

Chicago +4.5 -110

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Oct 17th, 1:00 PM

Houston +7.5 -111

Indianapolis -7.5 -111

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Oct 17th, 1:00 PM

Kansas City -5.5 -110

Washington +5.5 -110

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Oct 17th, 1:00 PM

LA Rams -6.5 -110

NY Giants +6.5 -110

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Oct 17th, 1:00 PM

Cincinnati -3.5 -110

Detroit +3.5 -110

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LA Chargers +3 -110

Baltimore -3 -110

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Minnesota +1 -110

Carolina -1 -110

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Oct 17th, 4:05 PM

Arizona +3 -110

Cleveland -3 -110

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Oct 17th, 4:25 PM

Las Vegas +2.5 -110

Denver -2.5 -110

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Oct 17th, 4:25 PM

Dallas -1 -110

New England +1 -110

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Oct 17th, 8:20 PM

Seattle -2.5 -110

Pittsburgh +2.5 -110

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Oct 18th, 8:15 PM

Buffalo -3.5 -107

Tennessee +3.5 -107

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Oct 21st, 8:20 PM

Denver +6 -110

Cleveland -6 -110

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Oct 24th, 1:00 PM

Kansas City -3 +103

Tennessee +3 +103

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Oct 24th, 1:00 PM

Washington +7.5 -107

Green Bay -7.5 -107

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Oct 24th, 1:00 PM

Carolina -3 -117

NY Giants +3 -117

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Oct 24th, 1:00 PM

NY Jets +7 -105

New England -7 -105

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Oct 24th, 1:00 PM

Atlanta +3 -112

Miami -3 -112

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Oct 24th, 1:00 PM

Cincinnati +7 +108

Baltimore -7 +108

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Oct 24th, 4:05 PM

Detroit +13.5 -110

LA Rams -13.5 -110

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Oct 24th, 4:05 PM

Philadelphia +2.5 -122

Las Vegas -2.5 -122

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Oct 24th, 4:25 PM

Houston +14.5 -107

Arizona -14.5 -107

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Oct 24th, 4:25 PM

Chicago +10 -107

Tampa Bay -10 -107

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Oct 24th, 8:20 PM

Indianapolis +3.5 -118

San Francisco -3.5 -118

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