NFL Kicker Jokes

 

Kicker Joke 1:

How can you tell who the kicker is on the field?

He’s the last guy the kick returner runs past on his way to a touchdown.

 

Yesterday was rough for the kickers of the NFL.  Zane Gonzalez had the worst of it missing two of his four attempts and both attempts at extra points. Zane will have to redeem himself with another team as the Browns signed their new kicker Greg Joseph today.

Saints kicker Wil Lutz missed a field goal try but redeemed himself by kicking the game-winner.

 

 

 

Everyone thought the Vikings were crazy trading up to pick Daniel Carlson in 2018 draft..... that's right, they traded up for a kicker. He helped carry the team to a tie against the Packers, missing all three field goal attempts.

Kicker Joke 2:

In a strange turn of events, both Zach Gonzales of Cleveland and Daniel Carlson of Minnesota tried to hang themselves following their poor performances on Sunday, but neither could kick the chair out from beneath themselves.

 

 

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